The Weird Meme
Dabido tagged me and I had to do this meme. And here it is. Enjoy!
The Golden Rules:
Write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words have to be included once, and only once:
- I
- me
- blowjob
- grapes
- random
- power
- loneliness
- water
- robot
- blue
Once there is a girl called Germaine who lived her life in loneliness. She has no one else except her little blue robot called Marty and seedless grapes farm left by her Mother to accompany her. How she wished that she has the power to change her dull life. She wished she could do and see something exciting except of Marty and the farm. But her life consists of nothing but her farm, her soft toy and Karma Sutra books.
As she was serving herself warm water and toast with peanut butter and jam one day, she realised that she has to expand her knowledge about guys and read more Karma Sutra books.
“Oh Marty, why aren’t you a guy and not a toy? Sigh.”
Marty kept quite as it was just a soft toy. And ignored her because he couldn’t comprehend what she was lamenting about. It was lifeless, remember?
After eating her breakfast, Germaine went out for a walk around her farm hoping that a guy will stop by. That was one of her random daily wishes. Suddenly, she heard footsteps and someone calling out for her.
“Hello…”
She spun around and she felt bewildered. She just saw a guy and he called her. Though she asked him the stupidest question ever.
“Are you a guy?” She smiled sweetly at him as her mind and pulse were racing.
The guy seemed puzzled by her atrocious question said, “Yes, I am a guy, a man all right.”
Because of the answer, she felt so horny out of a sudden and she remembered what she read in those Karma Sutra books. She opened her mouth and asked him one of the most unbelievable questions a girl would ask a guy.
“Would you like me to give you a blowjob?”
The guy looked at her, puzzled and he nodded.
not bad …not bad at all… and yes i’ll like you to give me a blowjob
Serge Norguard said this on January 18th, 2006 at 8:22 am
Kyels - I published it on my blog site - you broke rule 1 … your story is 308 words long, not between 100 and 200 ! Waaah.
Plus, the other three rules are:
2) Out of the 10 words, you can only change 2 words.
[You didn’t change any … so that’s okay.]
3) Your essay must make some kind of sense. if it’s not cool, then it won’t get published…
[It was kewl and made sense so I published it as per rule 3]
4) Send to 5 people.
You didn’t send to 5 other people. lol Guess you still want friends at the end of the day! lol
I guess 5 peopel can grab it if they want it.
Dabido (Teflon) said this on January 18th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
o_O?!
Got Part 2, ar?
plink said this on January 18th, 2006 at 8:01 pm
Still amidst of the technicalities, it was a fun read! That’s what keeps me coming back here
alex iskandar said this on January 18th, 2006 at 10:43 pm
Hey Serge,
And no, I am not gonna give you a blowjob. It’s not my job.
Kyels said this on January 18th, 2006 at 11:19 pm
Hey Dabido,
Hahaha. Sowee, I didn’t notice all the rules. Lol.
Thanks for publishing it though.
Kyels said this on January 18th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
Hey Plink,
Nope.. There ain’t any part 2.. Lol.
Kyels said this on January 18th, 2006 at 11:21 pm
Hey Alex,
I didn’t expect to churn that kinda story outta my mind. Lol. But it was fun though. And thank you for coming back all the time dear.
Kyels said this on January 18th, 2006 at 11:23 pm
So Kye knows a lot about Kama Sutra and BLOW JOBS?
I will report you to mummy today!
Kye is giving virtual blow job on her blog!
And I thought she was an innocent grown up girl!
Such erotic revelations in-between exams!
Kyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orikinla Osinachi said this on January 19th, 2006 at 1:06 am
LOL..read ur story at UNiM computer lab..luckily people never think I visiting SPG website leh
dylan said this on January 19th, 2006 at 9:21 am
tat’s some interesting story ya? hehehe. and how come you pick the name Germaine? noticed that you don’t pick common names.
eDDie said this on January 19th, 2006 at 10:23 am
Kyels - no worries dear.
Plink can grab the meme and do part 2 … remember to grab all the rules. lol
Dabido (Teflon) said this on January 19th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Dabsie: Erm… I’m trying to preserve at least some of my rapidly-disappearing aura of innocence. Really!
I last got tagged with this a few days ago and my entry is… sort of Part 2 already….
plink said this on January 19th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Hey Orikinla,
I am not innocent in that matter all right. Simply because everyone knows about it. So I cannot be the odd one out. I know “stuff” theoretically.
Kyels said this on January 19th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Hey Dylan,
Hahaha. Worried that you will get caught is it?
Kyels said this on January 19th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Hey Eddie,
I don’t know. I think Germaine’s quite cool. Lol. That is all. I hope you’ve enjoyed the story so far. Lol.
Kyels said this on January 19th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
Hey Dabido,
Thanks for making me to this crazy meme.
Kyels said this on January 19th, 2006 at 6:07 pm
Inspired with your previous “dating entry”, look what I wrote on my blog! Kyels, you’re so good not only in love but yes, in all things! Whew…. I love you girl! I miss visiting in here. Exams have just finished.
You take care!
:)
Ayie said this on January 19th, 2006 at 9:13 pm
Dear Ayie,
Yeah. I am checking it out right now. This minute. Lol. Was waiting for your entries my dear.
And yes, I miss yo too! I thought the alien captured you away. Then I will cry my eyeballs out!
How was the exams?
*hugs*
Kyels said this on January 19th, 2006 at 10:24 pm